If they could see me now that little gang of mine
I'm using PCLOS and doing fine
I'd like those Windows bums to see for a fact
I'm using Linux now and I'm never turning back
All I can say is wow ee look at what I've got
Everything works right on the spot
What a set up holy root they'd never believe me
If my friends could see me now

If they could see me now that little IE group
I'd tell them all the latest PCLOS scoop
I'd hear them ooh and aah with envious sighs
Then they'd tell me that I've been so wise
Then I'd say dear friends you would like it a lot
OK they'd say we'll give it a shot
What a set up holy root I know they'd believe me
If my friends could see me now

Well I've got a new gang and I like 'em a lot
My PCLOS friends they are really hot
To the forum I go when I need support
Everyone there is such a good sport
I meet new friends from all over the map
Try it now what da ya say old chap
What a set up holy root you better believe me
We're your PCLOS friends now

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If they could see me now that little gang of mine
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I'm using PCLOS and doing fine
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I'd like those Windows bums to see for a fact
          A7                D7
I'm using Linux now and I'm never turning back
          G                     G7
All I can say is wow ee look at what I've got
C                      B7
Everything works right on the spot
       E7          A7
What a set up holy root they'd never believe me
      D7                   G
If my friends could see me now

D7            G                      G7
If they could see me now that little IE group
    C
I'd tell them all the latest PCLOS scoop
              F#7              B7      Em
I'd hear them ooh and aah with envious sighs
            A7           D7
Then they'd tell me that I've been so wise
         G                          G7
Then I'd say dear friends you would like it a lot
  C                  B7
O K they'd say we'll give it a shot
       E7          A7
What a set up holy root I know they’d believe me
      D7                   G
If my friends could see me now

D7        G                    G7
Well I've got a new gang and I like 'em a lot
   C
My PCLOS friends they are really hot
       F#7               B7       Em
To the forum I go when I need sup-port
A7                D7
Everyone there is such a good sport
  G                         G7
I meet new friends from all over the map
C                 B7
Try it now what'd say old chap
       E7          A7
What a set up holy root you better believe me
           D7            G
We're your PCLOS friends now